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ItemGurl
Then turn it on

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Machoman
Turn on?? What?

3
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ItemGurl
Ooo Baby, you're so sexy

4
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ItemGurl
Just my type

5
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Really?

6
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What else should we write?

7
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You have an awesome body.

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Smooth and strong like Salman Khan in

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Dabangg.

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Sweetie.

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Let's see some more of you.

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-Why don't you turn yours on too?
-Patience, baby.

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Baby.

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Show me.

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Show me.

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Show me. Yes, baby.

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No. No, boss, no.

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What the point of you
being called Hacky then? Do it.

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-Who did that go out to?
-Everyone.

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Everyone?

21
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Oh, my God. What's he doing?

22
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His six pack is in one direction,
and other one in another.

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Size isn't everything.

24
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Hello?

25
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The song.
Of course I've made the changes.

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I'm coming. On my way.

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Come on.

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5,000 hits, not bad, and counting.

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-Vishal, check this out.
-Dude, I'm busy.

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Fine, check.
You really think I'd have a bomb on me?

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Hacky.

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Hurry up.
Rahul's been waiting for the changes.

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Sorry, bro, made a small change
in the chorus.

34
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I'll see you after the show.
Kill it, Rahul. See you.

35
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Why does it feel like

36
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All my dreams are on

37
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A journey that never ends?

38
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My uncertain heart is mute

39
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Tied up, scared and doesn't say

40
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What it wants to say

41
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Like an untethered cloud
a lost scrap of soul

42
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Swirls in a whirlpool of wants and needs

43
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Leaving bits of my soul
scattered around

44
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The sky

45
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The sky seems to be filled

46
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With clouds that go nowhere

47
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Like dreams without substance

48
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But still I dream on
I dream on

49
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Dreams like hot air balloons

50
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All talk and no weight
float away from me

51
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Confusion in the eyes

52
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Rises like smoke and clouds
in our lives

53
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But I have hope there will come a day

54
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We will know who we are
and where we are going

55
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And it will all begin to make sense

56
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Till then the sky

57
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Till then the sky seems to be filled

58
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With clouds that go nowhere

59
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Like dreams without substance

60
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But still I dream on, I dream on

61
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Thank you, guys. You rock.

62
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-What's your name?
-Malvika. Malvika Kelkar.

63
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People, put your hands together
for Malvika Kelkar.

64
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Hi, Malvika.

65
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Guys, have a great night.

66
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And drive safe. See you soon. Bye-bye.

67
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Dude.

68
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All right. Damn cool. Thanks, bro.

69
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-For the last three songs you wrote.
-Nice.

70
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I can't write, but if I sing,
what do I get?

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-You sing?
-Sure.

72
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Touch the sky

73
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-He's got talent.
-Nice, brother.

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-See you guys. You guys rock.
-Thanks.

75
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You guys were on fire tonight.

76
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We missed the first band.
Who was it?

77
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Poison Ivy.

78
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Poison Ivy.

79
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How do you manage to make
the name of a band sound so obscene?

80
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Okay, now say,
Greater Mumbai Municipal Corporation.

81
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Greater Mumbai Municipal Corporation.

82
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-Okay, now say.
-Yeah?

83
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-Anuradha Sengupta.
-Anuradha Sengupta.

84
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-Man, that's sick.
-Anuradha Sengupta.

85
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Wow. Who's that?

86
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No idea. It's a random friend request.
I get them every day.

87
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That only happens in your life,
not in real life.

88
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Have you ever sent
a random friend request?

89
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-Yes, to friends.
-No, to someone you don't know?

90
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-You crazy?
-Why?

91
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She'd accept it.

92
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These are the perks of being
a rock star in the university.

93
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This guy goes to a second rate college
to study biocom,

94
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but look at how popular he is.

95
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If people knew
that you wrote all my songs,

96
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you'd be the popular one, I bet.

97
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You insane? There's already
dearth of females in my life.

98
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If they found out that I wrote
your pansy songs, they'd run.

99
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-You'll score, idiot. Look at me.
-Exactly, look at you.

100
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You could be on stage singing,

101
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"The cow is my mother.
It's a milch animal, white in color,"

102
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and girls would still rip
their clothes off and yell, "Rahul!"

103
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Good point.

104
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Sometimes even I'm tempted to rip
my clothes off and scream, "Rahul."

105
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I'm gonna tear my shirt off

106
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I'm gonna be your fan
With the letter "K"

107
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,905
Your turn, bro.

108
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,574
Night eyes.
Your night eyes

109
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The moon sleeps
inside those night eyes

110
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Your eyes, your eyes
Your night eyes

111
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Stop it. Right here.

112
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-All right, boss, good night.
-See you.

113
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It's really late.
Will the dorm let you in?

114
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If they don't, I'll come to your place.

115
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Good plan. We'll watch a hot 3D movie.

116
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-You'll love it.
-Are you serious?

117
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Impressed?

118
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Screw the dorm. Let's go.

119
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Actually, forget it.
The guard might call your dad in Jammu.

120
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,104
Get him home safely.
He's an only child.

121
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,481
Let's go, boss.
No one needs us here anymore.

122
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I'm gonna tear my shirt off

123
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,798
Who's there?

124
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,386
Oh no, not again.

125
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,309
Who is it?

126
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,354
No one, sir. It's Vishal,
sleep walking as usual.

127
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Oh, dear, get him to his room then.

128
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,188
All right.

129
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,278
Malvika...

130
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Congratulations,
everyone knows her name now.

131
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-Enough.
-Just look at her. She's amazing.

132
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,541
Seems average to me.
What's so great about her?

133
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,708
You're just jealous.

134
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,920
Oh, please. I can think of
three girls better looking than her.

135
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,382
-Then why don't you introduce us?
-To a psycho like you? Never.

136
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,175
Look at how she talks to me.

137
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,138
Show some respect, Neha.
I'm your older brother.

138
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,224
Fifteen minutes older.
Doesn't count. Right, Vish?

139
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,101
Leave me out of this, guys.

140
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,727
When I see your sibling love,

141
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:11,898
I feel like hugging my parents
for producing only one child.

142
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,276
-Hey, you!
-Shoot, Machoman!

143
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,487
-I'm going to--
-Hey, Machoman, let him go!

144
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,614
-Don't call me Machoman!
-Sorry.

145
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,701
You should be thanking Hacky.

146
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,121
Thank him? I'm going to kill him.

147
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:30,459
If Hacky hadn't shared your video,
you would never have been noticed.

148
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,796
-Really?
-Of course.

149
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,093
Look at the girls,
they're all checking you out.

150
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,224
Half the job's done, buddy.

151
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,478
It's just a matter of a pound or two,
they'll be all over you.

152
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,520
All over me?

153
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,940
You bet. All over you.

154
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,783
I dream on

155
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,162
I dream on

156
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,792
Nice song, guys.

157
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,669
Mogambi.

158
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,713
Hey. Mogambi.

159
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,799
Who? The late entry.

160
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:24,137
Only, Mogambo's sour face lights up
seeing Anil Kapoor's hairy chest.

161
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,348
She never shows her teeth
except to snarl.

162
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:35,941
Henna ceremony, garland exchange. Lovely.

163
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,610
-Where did you take them?
-My sister's wedding.

164
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,946
Who's this?

165
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,614
My aunt from Meerut.

166
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,327
-Do you know the Anand photo lab?
-Yes.

167
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,371
Great. Why don't you take these there?

168
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,580
What do you mean?

169
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,792
I recruit photographers
for the photography club.

170
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,709
Real photographers.

171
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:58,129
If I need photos for my cousin's wedding,
I'll definitely call you.

172
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,382
You have no respect for talent.

173
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,218
I know why you're not taking me.

174
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,636
-Yeah?
-Lesbian.

175
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,221
What?

176
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,896
Oh, my God. Preity's a lesbian?

177
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,358
No way, babe. I don't think
she could get a girlfriend either.

178
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,277
I'm gonna try and make out with her.

179
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,239
Girl on girl action. I like it.

180
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,782
What a slap.

181
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,784
Wow.

182
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,036
-He's right, you know.
-She's a lesbian?

183
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,707
No, she doesn't let guys
in the photography club.

184
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,875
She's allergic to guys.

185
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,503
Instead of mosquito repellent,
she's men repellent.

186
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,965
-Smart-ass.
-Wow. Full house today, huh?

187
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,717
Hi, ma'am.

188
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,053
I wish I'd see this kind
of attendance in class as well.

189
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,223
Ma'am, if you teach every class,
I swear I'll show up.

190
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,976
Okay guys, down to work.

191
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,730
Now you all know that Founder's Day
is just three months away.

192
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,607
Yes, ma'am.

193
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:04,571
How many of you know that it coincides
with the 25th anniversary of our college?

194
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,406
Are you serious?

195
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,367
So we need to put up a kick ass show.

196
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:15,290
Something new, exciting
and totally different.

197
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,499
Ideas?

198
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,918
Ma'am, we could do a play.

199
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,880
This coming from the drama kids.
How original.

200
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,466
Mohit, think of something else.

201
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:29,679
Look, guys,
it's the school's silver jubilee.

202
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,725
So think of something unique to the
college, something that defines it.

203
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,977
Photography, any ideas?

204
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,899
Ma'am, we could showcase the history
of the college through photographs,

205
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,734
Like a special coffee table book?

206
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,904
What's your problem?

207
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,783
It's boring. Are you gonna show
pictures of past principals and faculty?

208
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,701
-We need to fix on an angle.
-Just a minute.

209
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,496
I didn't ask for a vote yet.

210
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,207
Ideas first, arguments later.

211
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,794
And, Vishal, for someone
who has such a strong opinion,

212
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,422
maybe you have an idea?
A better one than Preity's?

213
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:11,096
Ma'am, every college has its share
of romances and breakups,

214
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,640
but some couples last forever.

215
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,518
There must've been a few romances here,

216
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,230
at Bunker's Point, the canteen,
the corridors, library, auditorium,

217
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,690
that ended up in marriage.

218
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,485
What if we found 25 of those couples
and did something with them, you know?

219
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,406
Filmy.

220
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:35,870
Okay, that's kind of sweet and romantic.

221
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,289
Anyone else?

222
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,208
Ma'am, Vishal's idea is kind of sweet.

223
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,085
We could do a play on that idea.

224
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,004
Like a musical, with songs and stuff.

225
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,590
Nats, that's what a musical is.

226
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,511
-Vishal, you're too funny, man.
-Pipe down, you rascal, pipe down.

227
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,388
Okay, let's have the votes please.

228
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,806
Preity's idea?

229
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,144
No one.

230
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,770
Vishal's idea?

231
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:10,071
Okay, so we're going to use Vishal's idea
along with Preity's.

232
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,449
That's really cool, ma'am.

233
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:18,288
A photographic documentary
on the romantic history of the college.

234
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,374
-All right?
-What are you doing?

235
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,253
All right, everybody,
clear out now, get started.

236
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:31,050
We don't have a lot of time.
Drama kids, stay back please.

237
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:35,221
Let's see what we can do with you guys.
Thanks, Preity. Thanks, Vishal.

238
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,982
-What?
-There's a problem.

239
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,276
I don't want to work
with a grump like you.

240
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,944
-Back out.
-Excuse me?

241
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,738
-Reject Raghubir.
-What?

242
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,908
Pretty slow? Tell her
you don't want to work on this project.

243
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,202
Why should I? You tell her.

244
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,413
Didn't you hear what she said?
It's a sweet and romantic idea?

245
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,957
You have absolutely no clue
what romance is about.

246
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,542
Don't bother getting involved.

247
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,337
I have no interest in working
on your stupid idea.

248
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,589
Exactly. Back out.

249
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,718
-Never mind.
-Don't worry, I never mind.

250
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,267
Baby doll.

251
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,812
Why are you trying to kill the ice cream?

252
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,731
Not the ice cream,
that bloody creature in college.

253
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,776
What's his face? Vishal. I hate him.

254
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,737
-You hate all guys.
-But this one's special.

255
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,199
You've been in this college,
what, three months?

256
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,036
And you've already found
someone special enough to hate? Wow.

257
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,414
Stop trying to be funny.
I don't like funny people.

258
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,877
-I take it Vishal is funny?
-No, he thinks he is funny.

259
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,462
And people encourage him.

260
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,922
-How?
-By laughing.

261
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,300
"Oh, my God, Vishal. You're so funny."

262
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:08,189
Oh, God. Who are these people?
Full desperate types.

263
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,732
I don't even know them.

264
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,569
"I want to be friends with you, baby,
add me."

265
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,487
Sumit, no way.

266
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,322
Vishal, no.

267
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,992
Huzefa, definitely no.

268
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,077
Uday, please.

269
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,663
Jayesh? No way.

270
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,332
-Oh, my God.
-What is it?

271
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,293
There's a friend request from Rahul.

272
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,336
-Who's Rahul?
-Rahul, the rock star.

273
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,338
The singer who pulled me on stage?

274
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,382
Really? Let me see.

275
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,468
Nice.

276
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,429
But, Pree...

277
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,097
Malu, stop being so modest.

278
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,601
He danced with you on stage one time
and now he's a fan.

279
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,686
-Bullshit.
-Oh, come on, Malu.

280
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,564
You know there are two kinds
of people in this world.

281
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,400
The one who don't know you
and the ones who adore you.

282
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,402
Funny. Anyways, ignore.

283
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,612
Why?

284
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,240
-What do you mean why?
-He's probably the hottest guy around.

285
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,243
He's an awesome singer,
and his song writing's even better.

286
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:06,247
Why would you accept his friend request?
Don't do it. Delete him.

287
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,876
You know, I used to find him cool,
but not anymore.

288
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:14,005
How desperate and uncool is it
to approach a girl like this on Facebook?

289
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,173
No way.

290
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:16,758
-Hi, girls.
-Hi, Ma.

291
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,344
-Hi, Arunima aunty.
-You girls are still awake?

292
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,012
Yes, aunty. How was work?

293
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,180
Hectic.

294
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,183
You are too much.

295
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,352
-What are you looking at?
-Nothing

296
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,561
Let me see.

297
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,815
Wow, cute.
Malu, is that your boyfriend?

298
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,152
Not every guy I know is my boyfriend.

299
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,445
Preity, is he yours?

300
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,865
Please. He's the campus rock star.
How could he be my boyfriend?

301
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,659
Why not? My baby, prettiest.

302
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,370
Your baby's best friend prettiest.
I'm Preity in name only.

303
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,288
I don't know who you take after.

304
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,749
Definitely not you.
But presenting exhibit A.

305
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,961
She definitely takes after you.
Should've been your daughter.

306
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,214
You're right, but I'll make do with you.

307
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,591
-Good night, Arunima.
-Yes, I'm leaving.

308
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,219
I have a con call in half an hour,
so keep it low.

309
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,639
-Aye, aye, Captain.
-Clean your room.

310
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,432
-Okay.
-Oh, God.

311
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,601
You're so lucky.

312
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,355
-Why?
-Your mom is always around you.

313
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,774
And why am I lucky?

314
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,318
Because your mom is not around you
all the time.

315
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,488
-Malu, your mother's on the phone.
-Okay, aunty.

316
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,366
-Say hi to Shivani aunty.
-Okay.

317
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,092
"Offers of the day.

318
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,178
"25% off toothpaste.

319
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:47,140
Get a free toy with your cornflakes.

320
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,227
"A, B will get you C free.
Get a scam free with any politician.

321
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,771
"And corruption comes free
with the municipality.

322
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,606
"Get pollution free with Mumbai.

323
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,317
"And with this request,
get 'fraaandship' free."

324
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,195
He's funny. Me likey.

325
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,835
That day you told me I was going to be
a celebrity in college,

326
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,212
but not one girl has shown me
any attention.

327
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,756
Open your Facebook profile.

328
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,674
-Why?
-Just open it.

329
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,397
You call this a celebrity profile?

330
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,733
Why don't you take sexy pic
of our hero here?

331
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,109
Smile.

332
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,487
A sexy smile.

333
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,951
But you can't even see my face.

334
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,120
Exactly.

335
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,793
"Hi, I'm Satyavrat
and I'd like to make friends."

336
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,669
What the hell is this?

337
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,713
Let's change it to, "Hi, I'm Machoman.

338
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,883
"I'm in a no strings attached
relationship with my guitar."

339
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,095
Nice.

340
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,058
-Not single, complicated.
-But I'm pretty simple.

341
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,436
Girls turn simple guys into
their brothers. Is that what you want?

342
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,774
Now, who do you want
to send a friend request to first?

343
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,529
There, that girl Rashmi.
She's really cute.

344
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,283
-Nice.
-Rashmi Patel.

345
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,411
-That one?
-Yeah, Rashmi Patel. That one.

346
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,048
-Vishal, you leaving?
-Where are you going?

347
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,300
What are we, married?

348
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,386
-No, my Lord.
-Shut up, moron.

349
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,529
Have you ever sent
a random friend request?

350
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,614
You crazy? She'd accept it.

351
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:12,076
"And with this request,
get 'fraaandship' free."

352
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,244
Send.

353
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,123
"Photos free with this fraaandship."

354
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:18,916
"During the concert..."

355
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,879
...I had taken some pictures of you.
I'm sending them to you.

356
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,547
Hope you like them.

357
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,673
Nice.

358
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:29,760
Wow.

359
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,723
I present to you.

360
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,642
There's a reel in the camera,
there's a feel in the photo

361
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,937
but I'm pretty good looking I say.
So what's the big deal, hey?

362
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,650
I don't believe this.
A friend request from Rahul.

363
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,444
-Really?
-How desperate and uncool.

364
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,574
"And with this friend request,
get fraaandship free."

365
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,075
Me likey.

366
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,411
Wow. That's modest.

367
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,164
You know what?
You really are something, Rahul.

368
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,042
What can you do?
My good looks are my enemy.

369
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:05,087
I try really hard to look ugly,
but what to do, I'm perfect.

370
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,215
-You know the feeling.
-Hey.

371
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:11,177
-No one's perfect, okay.
-You're right. The moon has craters.

372
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:16,599
Oh, my God,
how can you praise yourself like that?

373
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,934
Actually I'm very shy.

374
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,728
I get really embarrassed
when someone else praises me.

375
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,022
What? No way.

376
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,441
What do you suggest I do,
praise you instead?

377
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,904
What could I say that's original
and never been said so far?

378
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:34,408
What more could I say? "I always drown in
the beauteous pools that are your eyes,

379
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:37,954
"I always drown in the beauteous pools
that are your eyes,

380
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:42,083
"but not this time because,
look, I'll be wearing a bathing suit.

381
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:44,835
Bye.

382
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,171
-Wakey-wakey.
-Good morning.

383
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,381
Sunshine.

384
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,049
-Beach?
-Goa.

385
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,384
-Holiday.
-Road trip.

386
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,344
-Puncture.
-Ego.

387
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,429
-You
-Me? Sexy.

388
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,139
-Malvika.
-Hello, hello.

389
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,268
How can you call yourself sexy?
That's my job.

390
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,686
-So go ahead.
-With what?

391
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,312
-Your job.
-Okay.

392
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,023
Malvika, you're so sexy.

393
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:09,568
No, silly, I mean go do your work.
I gotta go. Bye.

394
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:10,736
Miss you already.

395
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,154
What's up?

396
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,450
Sorry.

397
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,705
If people can't make it on time,
why even bother?

398
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,207
-I mean, seriously...
-Sorry.

399
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,128
Hacky, where were we
before her highness showed up?

400
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,090
I was tracking down
some couples on the Internet.

401
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,301
Of course.
Amit and Neha can work on the layout.

402
00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:36,679
Okay. Before that, you'll need
to write the concept for every story.

403
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,140
And you'll need to get pictures...

404
00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:46,022
He was late too.
He got here two minutes ago.

405
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,691
Chill, he's just pulling your leg.

406
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,776
-What's your problem?
-You.

407
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,944
-Listen.
-Why?

408
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,321
-Don't.
-What?

409
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:54,322
You...you...you.

410
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:57,950
Listen, I'm busy. You got something
to say, say it. Don't bore me.

411
00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:01,454
-You think you're so funny, don't you?
-I know I'm funny.

412
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:05,207
Well, news flash. You're wrong.
You're not funny, you're stupid.

413
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,502
Like you would know?
Even your funny bone isn't funny.

414
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:12,631
You wouldn't recognize a joke
if it bit you in the butt.

415
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:16,427
My God. He's a stand-up comic.
So very funny.

416
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,387
Told you, I am funny.

417
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,599
Do me a favor, go explode somewhere else.

418
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,644
Pretty funny, huh?

419
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,313
-Vish...
-What?

420
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,148
-Poor thing.
-Shut up.

421
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,860
Ma'am, can't you assign another writer
to this project?

422
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,863
-Why?
-He's got a problem with me.

423
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,656
I love working with her.

424
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,034
She's so intelligent, great ideas.

425
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,953
-Why would I have issues with her?
-He's lying.

426
00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:46,874
Whatever issues you have with each other
can't be bigger than the college.

427
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,710
So whatever it is, sort it out.

428
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,589
Send hate mails, fight it out on blogs,
I don't give a damn.

429
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:57,593
Every student in this college is dying
to work on the Founder's Day show,

430
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,180
and you guys are just
caught up in your petty quarrel.

431
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:04,141
Either you work together
on this project or leave it.

432
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:05,476
I'll get someone else.

433
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,109
And now unless you step out of here,

434
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,778
you're not going to be able
to get at each other.

435
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,947
So get out and sort it out now.

436
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:26,664
Bloody liar.

437
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,291
Pretty dumb, pretty weird,
pretty horrible.

438
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,211
-Speak for yourself.
-Did I complain to Ms. Raghubir? No.

439
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,839
The milk I drink ferments
at the very sight of you.

440
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,424
Did I go to Ms. Raghubir?

441
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,008
I'm not a four year old child.

442
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:40,511
"Preity pushed me off the swing."
Grow up, dude.

443
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,847
The credit for this idea is mine.

444
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:46,225
Without pictures, your idea's
only as good as a cheap novel.

445
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,435
Whatever!

446
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,274
-Shit, man.
-Full on, dude.

447
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,194
-Vishal's so mean.
-She gave as good as she got.

448
00:28:57,278 --> 00:29:00,114
-She was asking for it.
-I think she needs to get laid.

449
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:15,921
My heart is having a little conversation
about you

450
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:20,468
Would you like to say
something in return?

451
00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:25,055
Don't use your head so much

452
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,809
It's the hearts that need
to get chatting

453
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:32,730
Go for it, you and I

454
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,484
Just need to get chatting

455
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,739
It's you and I

456
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:44,867
That need to get chatting

457
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:57,630
I could get to counting the stars

458
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:02,843
Maybe make astronomy sound like a gag

459
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:07,348
Why don't you say something instead?

460
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:10,976
I'll just make something up in return

461
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:16,857
Go for it, you and I
just need to get chatting

462
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:20,027
Go for it

463
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:26,033
It's you and I
that need to get chatting

464
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:31,121
Let's take it easy a little

465
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:35,501
Maybe go with the flow

466
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:39,672
Say whatever floats up,
pops up, comes up

467
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:44,593
So say what do you want to say

468
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,346
Time's walking a step ahead

469
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:52,685
Just catch up
and whisper something, anything

470
00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:58,482
Silly, sweet, stupid, or bright

471
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:02,528
Just say what you want to say

472
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:33,934
My heart is having a little conversation
about you

473
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:38,272
Would you like to say
something in return?

474
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:42,776
Don't use your head so much

475
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,655
It's the hearts
that need to get chatting

476
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:52,745
Go for it, you and I
just need to get chatting

477
00:31:55,956 --> 00:32:01,337
It's you and I
that need to get chatting

478
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:03,631
Chowpatty.

479
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,090
Breeze.

480
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,135
Marine drive?

481
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,970
Lights? Lights.

482
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,641
-Rain.
-Dance?

483
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,477
Dance.

484
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,811
Bandra?

485
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,355
Candies...

486
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,315
Goa.

487
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,067
Beer.

488
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,777
All right.

489
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,570
Morning?

490
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:28,947
Tea. No...

491
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,284
Cappuccino.

492
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,078
Sunday?

493
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,579
Movies.

494
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:37,831
Friday?

495
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,837
Coffee.

496
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:45,422
Karan Johar?

497
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,426
No, would you like to meet for coffee
on Friday?

498
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,566
Hey, Pree, I'm home.

499
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,569
Hey, what's up?

500
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,279
-Malu.
-Yeah?

501
00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,365
Rahul wants to meet you.

502
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,158
Rahul who?

503
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,160
Rock star Rahul.

504
00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:18,997
Why?

505
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:22,292
Because you've been chatting
with him for three weeks.

506
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,419
What crap.

507
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,046
I never...

508
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:30,634
Oh, my God. Pree!

509
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,013
-You crazy?
-No, just desperate.

510
00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:37,057
-Obviously.
-What's the big deal?

511
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,685
-Did you ask me before emailing her?
-No.

512
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,312
-Did you ask me when you chatted?
-No.

513
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,065
You were planning on meeting her yourself?

514
00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,275
Yeah.

515
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:49,486
-So go and meet her. Alone.
-Dude, you don't know her.

516
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:51,655
She's your type.

517
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:53,365
Really?

518
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:56,660
She's hot. Hot like on some other level.

519
00:33:57,578 --> 00:34:01,832
She's intelligent, beautiful,
she even has a great name.

520
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,041
Oh, yeah?

521
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,045
Dude, what happened to you?

522
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:11,925
Hacky, bro, this is serious.
Can't you have a fit afterwards?

523
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:15,429
I'm trying to help you,
and you're screwing up my acting.

524
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,055
Okay, go ahead.

525
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,018
One sec, who are you playing?

526
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,187
Malvika.

527
00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:25,397
Nice.

528
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:27,858
Rahul...

529
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:32,571
Will you be my friend?

530
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:33,947
No.

531
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:38,494
At least meet me, Rahul.

532
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:45,209
I'll fire up your nights, honey,
and tire you out all day, Rahul.

533
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,669
-No, dude, no.
-Go on.

534
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,548
Then I'll make you lose your mind

535
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:56,345
and hide it right here
in my pocket, Rahul.

536
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:57,930
And?

537
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,932
-Hacky.
-And...

538
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:05,604
Every evening we'll play hide and seek
in your bedroom, Rahul.

539
00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:09,775
And then I'll slide up
and whisper in your ear, "Yoo-hoo."

540
00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:13,111
-Yoo-hoo.
-Nice, huh?

541
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:15,239
Nothing like that is going to happen.

542
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:17,407
-You want me to meet her or not?
-Yes, but...

543
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:21,662
Okay, then forget it.
Sorry, baby, no meeting, no friendship.

544
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,957
Fine, go, but...

545
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:29,044
Okay, no buts.

546
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:33,340
What the hell are you doing?

547
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,468
To hell with you. Beer.

548
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,543
-Hi.
-May I?

549
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,296
Yeah, for sure.

550
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:21,305
This is weird.

551
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,141
You have no idea.

552
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,777
Dude, sit down.
I'm getting dizzy just looking at you.

553
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,905
Why isn't he picking up his phone?

554
00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:44,411
-Girlfriend?
-Boyfriend.

555
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,914
-Serious?
-What?

556
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:48,957
Me or the relationship?

557
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,502
Neither, and you?

558
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,963
What? Serious?

559
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,300
No, boyfriend or girlfriend?

560
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,554
Neither.

561
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,066
Pick up.

562
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:22,616
So why did you send
that friend request? I mean...

563
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,451
Tacky and desperate, right?

564
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:27,037
That night at the show was fun.

565
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,540
I had no other way
of getting in touch with you.

566
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,751
Point.

567
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,337
And it worked. You accepted the request.

568
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,173
Right.

569
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,634
Tacky, but effective.

570
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,306
-Bro, what the--
-What's up, dude?

571
00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:49,101
I've been calling you. Where are you?

572
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,604
Don't you know that when
a guy's out on a date with a hot girl,

573
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:54,564
it's rude to pick up the phone?

574
00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:57,401
-Date? You call that a date?
-What else was it?

575
00:37:57,484 --> 00:38:00,237
You went to meet her for me. Got it?

576
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,615
Of course, for you. I liked her for you,

577
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:08,578
I impressed her for you, of course.
I made her laugh just for you.

578
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:11,123
-What?
-She's just my type, dude.

579
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,126
-Come home, I'll break your legs.
-Sure, go ahead.

580
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:17,796
-She'll take care of me.
-Idiot.

581
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,924
-Jokes apart, she's fab.
-I know, I've seen her.

582
00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:24,845
I don't mean her looks.
As a person, she's fab.

583
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,263
Really?

584
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:29,141
Yeah, he didn't have
any rock star type attitude.

585
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:32,853
"I'm so hot, I'm so cool,
I play in a band..."

586
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,731
He's just a plain and simple great guy.

587
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,066
Actually, just my type.

588
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:40,819
-You like him?
-Yeah, why?

589
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,574
Like-like or lust-like?

590
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:49,453
First you set us up,
now you're giving me 20 questions.

591
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:53,040
If you have a problem with this,
then why don't you meet him yourself?

592
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:55,250
Pree?

593
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:59,296
Listen, chill.
He's a nice guy, he'll like you.

594
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,506
Yeah? You think so?

595
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,759
-Yeah.
-I don't know, are you sure?

596
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:04,885
Hello, madam.

597
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:08,096
-Why are you wasting my time? Come on.
-I'll talk to you later.

598
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,849
Hey, Tommy, I have to go pick up
my camera bag.

599
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,851
Hi, ma'am. Mrs. Qureshi? Vishal from HRMC.

600
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:56,311
-Of course.
-We spoke on the phone.

601
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,063
Hi, Vishal, come in.

602
00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,231
-Hi sir.
-I'm Rafique.

603
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:02,234
-Nice meeting you, sir.
-Come. Trouble finding the house?

604
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,903
Nothing at all, sir.
Ma'am's directions were perfect.

605
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,947
What'll you have? Soft drink, lemonade.

606
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:09,741
-It's really hot outside.
-No, ma'am, it's all good.

607
00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,785
Is it? Come in.

608
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,583
So tell us, when did you meet
each other, and how?

609
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,297
We were classmates and she was hot.

610
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,344
He was top of class and a total nerd.

611
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,595
Never spoke to me.

612
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:33,140
Really? So how did you fall in love?

613
00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,351
For three years, he just stared at me.

614
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,895
You were always
surrounded by other guys.

615
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:41,523
I didn't even know
if you'd noticed me.

616
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,192
-You were scared.
-And you were so pretty.

617
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:47,279
I didn't dare dream
that you'd ever look at me.

618
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:51,616
One day, under the pretext
of having a cup of tea,

619
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:52,951
I met him at Bunker's Point

620
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:56,121
I just asked him,
"Why do you keep staring at me?"

621
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:59,374
I was taken aback.
I said, "My friend likes you."

622
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:04,212
So I told him to tell his friend that
I was liked him too.

623
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:07,090
What if there really had been a friend?

624
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,969
Come on, kid, take more of her.
She's prettier.

625
00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:13,180
Sure.

626
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,640
Hold on, do I look all right?

627
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,018
Yes.

628
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:22,230
Please do send us a copy
of these photographs.

629
00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:25,025
-Sure, ma'am. I'll email them to you.
-Okay.

630
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,068
This project isn't just yours.

631
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,821
It's about love.
It's beyond your understanding.

632
00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:32,949
Like you know about love.
You only love yourself.

633
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:36,369
At least I love myself.
You don't even do that.

634
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,166
I mean, look at you. Shabby clothes,

635
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,419
unkempt hair. Disgusting.

636
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,880
I don't need to look pretty,
I'm intelligent.

637
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,090
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

638
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,760
Pretty idiotic, huh?

639
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:57,974
What are you waiting for?
Come on, let's go.

640
00:41:58,058 --> 00:42:00,143
Madam, I'm out of gas.

641
00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:03,146
How strange.
You couldn't have said something earlier?

642
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,483
You could've asked.
You just plonked yourself down.

643
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,069
City full of fools!

644
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,739
Oh, great.

645
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,534
Did baby's rickshaw break down?

646
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:20,121
Pretty unlucky, huh?

647
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,457
Bye.

648
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,761
So?

649
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,638
So?

650
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:38,807
How was it?

651
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:40,475
What?

652
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,311
Coffee? How was the coffee date?

653
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,522
Great.

654
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:48,692
"Great"?

655
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:54,990
Yeah. Plain and simple, great.

656
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,284
And?

657
00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,286
What?

658
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:00,996
Me?

659
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:03,707
Just my type.

660
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,338
Want to meet up again?

661
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:14,092
When?

662
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:17,012
Tonight. It's Saturday night.

663
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:19,389
Tonight? Shit.

664
00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:21,516
Shit, shit, shit...

665
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,853
Busy. Going clubbing with a friend.

666
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,567
That's cool. Bring her along.

667
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:36,239
In fact, I'll bring a friend too.
Velvet Lounge at 10:00?

668
00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:38,533
Great.

669
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:46,333
-Hey, how do I look?
-Bro, what does it matter?

670
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:51,296
It does. Clothes are okay,
hair... too much gel?

671
00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,964
Too much desperation.

672
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:56,009
Look who's talking.
Have you managed to score yet?

673
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,261
No, and look, not desperate.

674
00:43:58,345 --> 00:44:00,513
Shut up. Rahul, hurry up, we're late.

675
00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:04,142
-I'm not going. I'll drop you guys.
-Are you insane?

676
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,229
Why? What's the point?
You want to see him, go ahead.

677
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,148
He wants to see you, not me.

678
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:13,318
-I've met her once already.
-Is she that ugly?

679
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,195
She's not ugly at all.

680
00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:18,114
What if I end up with her
instead of you?

681
00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:19,324
Jerk.

682
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,577
If we both go,
who's going to talk to him? You or me?

683
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,622
Me. No, you. I mean, me.
We'll see when we get there.

684
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:29,584
Listen, Preity, you should just
meet him as yourself,

685
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,628
not as me. I think he'll like you.

686
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:34,297
In any case, when she finds out
that you're not me

687
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:37,008
and that I'm pretending to be you,
we'll say it's me,

688
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:40,470
but you'll be saying it, not me.
What the hell am I saying?

689
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:43,056
You're high.
It's all that cologne you're wearing.

690
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,767
-Buzz off, dude. I'm not going.
-Very good

691
00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:49,187
Idea. Should I go instead?

692
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,523
Stupid. Should I just kill you?

693
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:55,026
Please, please, please, Malu, please.

694
00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,821
Okay, fine. On one condition.

695
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,864
You wear what I want.

696
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,075
There's one designer in this house.

697
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:51,916
-Hi.
-Hello, ma'am.

698
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,877
Booking in the name of Rahul Sareen?

699
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,087
Yes, ma'am. Just go in and to the left.

700
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,297
Thank you.

701
00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:00,842
Pree.

702
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:04,345
Pree.

703
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:07,765
-Come on, you look great. Don't worry.
-Yeah?

704
00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:10,477
How many times should I tell you?
Let's go.

705
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,605
Actually, you go ahead.
I want to say hi to Randolph.

706
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:16,024
-He's DJing here tonight.
-I'm coming with you.

707
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,568
Idiot, this is your chance.

708
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:21,279
Go spend five minutes alone with him.
It'll be great

709
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,240
-No.
-Should we go home?

710
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:29,287
Go. Preity, go.

711
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,113
You?

712
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:18,878
What are you doing here?

713
00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:22,799
Excuse me, it's a Saturday night
and this is a nightclub.

714
00:47:22,882 --> 00:47:26,427
It's party time for most people.
Nothing to be so shocked about.

715
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,431
In fact, I'm the one
who should be surprised.

716
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,560
-Great, you found a friend.
-No, it's Preity.

717
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,228
-Hi. Rahul.
-Hey.

718
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:38,523
-Hey, Rahul.
-Hey, how are you?

719
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,025
-Good. How are you?
-Very good.

720
00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,069
I see you've already met Preity.

721
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,737
Vishal just introduced us.

722
00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:48,324
By the way, Vishal, this is Malvika.
Malvika, this is Vishal.

723
00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:51,119
Vishal from Preity's college?

724
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:54,914
-I've heard a lot about you.
-Damn it.

725
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,209
-Oh, so you're Vishal's Preity.
-Hell, no.

726
00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:00,670
I don't blame you. Vishal's an ass.

727
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,922
-Thanks, bro
-You're welcome.

728
00:48:03,673 --> 00:48:07,010
-You can't be that bad.
-Actually, I'm pretty mind blowing,

729
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,679
but nobody knows yet.
It's a well kept secret.

730
00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:12,515
-Drinks, everyone?
-Vodka shot for me.

731
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:13,891
-Okay.
-Me too, thanks.

732
00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:16,185
-Fine. Preity?
-No, thanks, I'll get my own.

733
00:48:16,269 --> 00:48:17,562
Okay.

734
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:21,024
Why don't you go help Rahul
with the drinks? I'll hang with Vishal.

735
00:48:22,317 --> 00:48:23,818
Okay.

736
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,322
-Excuse me, my drink.
-Here.

737
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:31,326
And women are reading this book
and their clothes are just falling off.

738
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,422
I'll be back.

739
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,220
Well, well,
if it isn't little Miss Preity.

740
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:55,350
-Hi, Siddhant.
-I'm doing great. Thank you for asking.

741
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,727
Really great.

742
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,193
I've seen them, remember?

743
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:08,655
-Excuse me, could I have my drink, please?
-Yeah, one moment, ma'am.

744
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:12,241
-My drink. Hurry up, please.
-Yeah.

745
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:15,870
Anyway, Mustache. Hey, Rahul.

746
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,206
What's up, buddy? When's your next party?

747
00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:21,793
Baby.

748
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:25,171
Sorry, sweetie. I left you alone
at the bar for too long.

749
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,507
Did you miss me?

750
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:32,053
Sorry, bro, gotta go. Girlfriend first.

751
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:39,977
So, Malvika?

752
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,397
So, Vishal?

753
00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,110
So, HR?

754
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,736
So lame.

755
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:51,406
So...literature?

756
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,825
-E-comm major.
-Really?

757
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,619
So, fashion design?

758
00:49:57,912 --> 00:49:59,706
So...

759
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,791
Photography project?

760
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,838
You're overreacting. Come on, drinks.

761
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,173
There you go.

762
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,468
It has been said that

763
00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:17,140
vodka's the enemy of humanity.
Vodka's the enemy of humanity.

764
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:19,058
Come, let's finish it off.

765
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,685
Cheers.

766
00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:25,231
Vishal, I'm taking Preity home.

767
00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:26,983
-What?
-She's not feeling well.

768
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:30,987
-I'll be back in 15 minutes.
-No, don't come back. Buzz off.

769
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,741
Cheers.

770
00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:50,173
-Shot. My shot!
-Hello. We want shots!

771
00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:02,101
-Thanks.
-Hey, it's not far. No sweat.

772
00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:04,812
No, I mean about what happened at the bar.

773
00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:10,568
What? What are you talking about?
Nothing happened at the bar.

774
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:13,946
-Actually that guy and I, we used to...
-What guy?

775
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,615
-At the club.
-What club?

776
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,416
Taxi! Free taxi.

777
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,169
So watch me. Give me your purse.

778
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:33,716
Taxi.

779
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:38,513
-Brother, can you take us to Kala Ghoda?
-No, brother.

780
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,474
What, you wanna go to frigging Dubai then?

781
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:45,561
Malu, which is closer,
Dubai or Kala Ghoda?

782
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,814
-See you. Good night.
-Bye.

783
00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:02,203
Come on. Come on.

784
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,749
-You're drunk.
-How can you tell?

785
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:09,669
Let me try, I'm an expert.

786
00:52:16,968 --> 00:52:19,971
-She's drunk.
-How can you tell?

787
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,722
If I weren't in such a good mood--

788
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:25,601
Even you can't ruin
my mood today, Mogambi.

789
00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:28,437
-Hey, Malu.
-Get out. Beat it, Tommy.

790
00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:30,565
Same to you with no return.

791
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,986
Come on, let's go. Fool

792
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,612
I love you, Pree.

793
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:40,449
-I'm so drunk.
-How can you tell?

794
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:43,369
So how does one really know
when cupid has struck?

795
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,706
Friends, it's 4:00 a.m.
and if you're awake right now

796
00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:50,209
listening to this show, then trust me,
you're probably in love,

797
00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:52,712
'cause love is on air with RJ Seema.

798
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:06,142
The sky is our slate

799
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:08,978
Just grab a passing cloud
and a drop of sunshine or two

800
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:13,232
And write me a message

801
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,028
I'm a little clueless

802
00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:19,864
How to give you the news

803
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:24,076
That everything I think seems
brand new today

804
00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:27,955
Our conversations are taking flight

805
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,708
Leaping into the light

806
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:36,422
Slipping and sliding away

807
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,133
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what just happened?

808
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,802
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it's called love

809
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,555
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it might be true

810
00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:48,184
I guess I've fallen in love

811
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,232
I look for excuses to find you

812
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,944
In different places

813
00:53:58,027 --> 00:54:02,073
In strangers' faces

814
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,410
The books I read

815
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:08,955
The tales they tell

816
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:13,292
Are now all about you

817
00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:19,632
Our conversations are taking flight

818
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,176
Leaping into the light

819
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,513
Slipping and sliding away

820
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,932
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what just happened?

821
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,643
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it's called love

822
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:33,396
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it might be true

823
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:37,483
I guess I've fallen in love

824
00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,976
Just like that, without warning
my talkative heart wants to

825
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:14,937
Make unbreakable promises
if you look this way

826
00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:18,274
We could talk about how silly I'm being

827
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:22,778
For the first time, without warning

828
00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:25,281
My roundabout heart
is talking in riddles

829
00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,033
If you give me a chance

830
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:29,535
We could solve them together

831
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,706
I dream about dreaming up

832
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:36,250
Dreamy meetings with you

833
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:41,881
I dream about the this and the that
that I could be talking to you about

834
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,967
Just waiting and wishing that
our conversations will flight

835
00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:47,636
Leaping into the light
Slipping and sliding away

836
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,764
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what just happened?

837
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,600
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it's called love

838
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,519
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it might be true

839
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:58,397
I guess I've fallen in love

840
00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:00,775
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what just happened?

841
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:03,486
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it's called love

842
00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:06,572
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I think it might be true

843
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:10,409
I guess I've fallen in love

844
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,420
Hey, kissy-wissy.

845
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:23,881
You!

846
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:28,928
You looked like
you were gonna kiss me just now.

847
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:31,972
-Dream on, Romeo.
-I don't like nightmares.

848
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:34,600
But if dressed like this every day,

849
00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:36,435
like a cutesy, ditsy girly-girl,

850
00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:39,146
then I might think about it,
as a favor.

851
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,314
What clothes?

852
00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:44,693
-What the--
-The what?

853
00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:48,656
Listen, you skunk, that's not me.

854
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,700
-Who is it, Hacky?
-No, I mean, it's just not...

855
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:54,495
You think your image is compromised?
Too bad, I'm not deleting it.

856
00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:58,707
What do you want?

857
00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,046
Not bad.

858
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,506
Thank you.

859
00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:08,634
Enough. Delete it.

860
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,177
Don't be silly.

861
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:13,722
I still need to top up my phone card,
pay off my canteen bill.

862
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,685
And this is my new credit card.

863
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,312
Visa power, go get it.

864
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,565
I just hated him.

865
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:26,152
She was the most irritating girl
in the whole college.

866
00:57:26,235 --> 00:57:27,486
-Really?
-She was.

867
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:30,489
And he was so arrogant.

868
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:34,160
Like you were quiet and meek. Look at her.

869
00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:35,119
And then?

870
00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:37,746
We fought all through college,
three years.

871
00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:40,875
Then on the last day,
it suddenly hit me that

872
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,961
I would never see her again,
never argue with her again.

873
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,005
-She's cute, huh?
-Yes, sir.

874
00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:48,549
-Then I proposed as we fought.
-I said yes, didn't I?

875
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,176
Thanks for the favor.

876
00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:53,262
-Oh, God, you think you're so funny.
-Hello, I am funny.

877
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:54,513
Please. Give me a break.

878
00:57:54,597 --> 00:57:57,725
-You've broken enough stuff already.
-Stop it.

879
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,730
Nice, you want one?

880
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:05,357
Boss, two ice creams please.

881
00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:07,860
-I don't want one.
-Go on, have one. It's on me.

882
00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:11,030
I don't want to cross the credit limit.

883
00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:15,367
You should smile more,
you'll make more friends

884
00:58:15,451 --> 00:58:17,453
There's no connection. Look at you.

885
00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:19,747
-Hello, I have friends.
-Hacky.

886
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,333
-Rahul.
-That's two.

887
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,961
That's because I'm selective
I could make tons if I wanted to.

888
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,589
-Don't believe me?
-Your brain is full of garbage.

889
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,257
-What?
-What's wrong with you?

890
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:33,135
-I think I've got style.
-Yeah, right. Dream on.

891
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,647
-Nice.
-Hey, Rahul. What's up?

892
00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:47,775
Nothing much, just following you around.

893
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,735
Really? Now I have a fan?

894
00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,820
Or maybe a stalker.

895
00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:53,113
Shopping alone?

896
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:56,992
Doing some research for a new project.
I'm working on a new collection.

897
00:58:57,076 --> 00:59:00,704
I get it. This is where you steal
your fashion ideas from.

898
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,207
Don't tell anyone.

899
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,377
You want to grab a bite? I'm hungry.

900
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,128
-Sports bar?
-You sure?

901
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,214
-The EPL is on, dude.
-Man U?

902
00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,174
-Chelsea.
-Don't tell me.

903
00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:15,302
They've changed managers
six times in the last ten years

904
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:18,264
I mean, they threw out Mourinho.
Chelsea? Really?

905
00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:45,291
Hello, my dear, did you sleep well?

906
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,794
Oh my God, what's wrong with you?

907
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,297
Are you insane?

908
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:55,259
Look at him, he's staring at us.

909
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:04,601
So what happened the other night?
You just disappeared.

910
01:00:04,685 --> 01:00:08,105
I drove Preity home.
Didn't she tell you?

911
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:12,234
She did, but she also said
that you were coming back to the club.

912
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:14,320
-What happened?
-Thank you.

913
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:17,406
You got bored with Vishal?
No, not possible.

914
01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:20,242
-He's very entertaining
-Great guy, huh?

915
01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,786
-What did you think of Preity?
-Sweet.

916
01:00:29,335 --> 01:00:31,712
-I wonder...
-What?

917
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,547
-Nah. Nothing.
-Tell me.

918
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:37,801
No, I was just thinking, what if
I hadn't sent you that friend request?

919
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,387
Would we have met?

920
01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:46,060
Met? I think. Maybe through friends.

921
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:49,605
Or maybe here, watching a match?

922
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,774
You cheering for Chelsea
and me for Man U.

923
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:53,150
Then we would've argued.

924
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:56,612
And then I would've bought you a drink.
You know, to make up.

925
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,740
And then I would've said,
"Hi, I'm Malvika."

926
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:02,201
And I would've said,
"Hey, Malvika, I'm Rahul."

927
01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:05,037
Rahul, what do you do?

928
01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:07,873
Well, I've been a Man U fan
for a while now,

929
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:11,627
but now I think I might start cheering
for Chelsea. And you?

930
01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,629
I'm still cheering for Chelsea.

931
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,008
So who are you? Apart from
Chelsea's new manager.

932
01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:20,594
Malvika Kelkar, Delhi,
then schooling in Singapore,

933
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:24,014
studying textile design at the National
Institute of Fashion Technology.

934
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:27,518
Mom and Dad live in Turkey. I'm 21.
My birthday is Feb 20th.

935
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:30,896
And my number is 9821217481.

936
01:01:38,112 --> 01:01:39,905
-Hello.
-Hi.

937
01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:41,740
-Malvika?
-Yes.

938
01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,911
This is Rahul.
We met at the sports bar yesterday.

939
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:49,206
Oh, yeah, hi, what's up?

940
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:52,126
Guess what? Forgot your sunglasses.

941
01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:56,922
How do we do this?

942
01:01:57,005 --> 01:02:00,134
Sports bar, again,
for some food and football?

943
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,428
What time?

944
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:04,847
5:30?

945
01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,976
-Okay, sounds good.
-See you later.

946
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:21,613
-Hello?
-Hello, I was thinking...

947
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:24,658
I can't hear you. Hello?

948
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,120
-Got disconnected.
-Preity?

949
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:29,746
Yeah.

950
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,833
Would you like some dessert?

951
01:02:35,169 --> 01:02:38,505
No, I think I should leave.
Should we ask for the bill?

952
01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:40,466
Okay.

953
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:46,180
-So, is Malvika home?
-I don't know. Why?

954
01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:47,890
Just making conversation?

955
01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,892
-Thanks for dropping me home.
-No prob.

956
01:02:49,975 --> 01:02:52,603
It's pretty late.
Will they let you in at the dorm?

957
01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:55,522
-No sweat. I have my ways.
-I don't even want to know.

958
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,649
-Good night, Vishal.
-Good night, Preity.

959
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,747
"The whole day went by
without us talking.

960
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:16,376
"I missed you."
He missed me? He missed me.

961
01:03:19,338 --> 01:03:23,217
"I thought of you at exactly
the same time that you thought of me.

962
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,927
"Say about five minutes ago?"

963
01:03:36,772 --> 01:03:39,942
Malu. Hi. I'm so happy.

964
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:42,027
-Do you want some cold coffee?
-Yes, please.

965
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,363
-With some ice cream? Great.
-Yes, thank you.

966
01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:09,096
Malvika's asking for a favor.

967
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:12,558
Malvika! And you're actually
considering not helping her?

968
01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:15,602
Look at the number of times
she wrote "please."

969
01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:18,689
-Help her friend out.
-No, man. I don't want to.

970
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:21,817
-Dude, Priety isn't that bad.
-This coming from you?

971
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,696
I mean, she's quite cool
and she's a good photographer, trust me.

972
01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:26,780
Oh, yeah?

973
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:30,325
Malu, I can't go alone.
Not by myself, no way.

974
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:33,287
Why don't you understand? Malu!

975
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,663
Malu!

976
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,624
Pree, I've had enough
of this secondhand romance, okay?

977
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:38,792
But me, alone?

978
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,462
Listen, he just wants you to take
his picture, not molest you.

979
01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:48,302
Hold on, I can't believe that I have
to actually convince you to meet him.

980
01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:50,596
You like him, don't you?

981
01:04:55,559 --> 01:05:00,147
Do it for me. You'll be busy shooting.
I'll get to spend some time with Malvika.

982
01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:02,816
What, you don't want me to be happy?

983
01:05:03,609 --> 01:05:05,485
You're so dramatic.

984
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,446
Hey, you crazy idiot.

985
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,205
-Hey, what's up?
-Hi.

986
01:05:23,879 --> 01:05:25,213
Ready?

987
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,466
-Malvika?
-She's not coming.

988
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,843
-Oh.
-I thought...

989
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,596
Actually, something came up.
Is there a problem?

990
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:35,849
No, not at all.
You're taking the pictures, right?

991
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,268
-Right.
-Let's go.

992
01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:55,702
Hills.

993
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:57,287
Yeah?

994
01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,666
No, I mean hills, summer holidays?

995
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:04,628
Malvika told me about the game
you two keep playing.

996
01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:10,467
Monsoon, corn on the cob.
Saturday, coffee and rock and roll.

997
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,262
-Grass?
-Yeah.

998
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,474
Rahul, you remember that game?
Word association.

999
01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:21,019
Oh, yeah. Sorry, a bit out of it.

1000
01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:27,609
-Shall we start?
-Yeah.

1001
01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:33,907
Yeah, looking good. Great.

1002
01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:38,286
Move left, Rahul, left.
No, take the mic to the left.

1003
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,208
No.

1004
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,502
Preity, should we try something else?

1005
01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:49,506
Vishal, hand the guitar to Rahul, please.
Frame's looking a bit dull.

1006
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:51,091
Thanks.

1007
01:06:51,717 --> 01:06:53,552
Still not working.

1008
01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:56,304
A little more energy, Rahul.

1009
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:02,144
I'm burning in this heat. Are we done yet?

1010
01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:04,438
-Done.
-Cool.

1011
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,329
Show me.

1012
01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:25,625
-Wow.
-Thanks.

1013
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,586
-I'm so good looking.
-What?

1014
01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:30,630
No, seriously.
How can anyone be this good looking?

1015
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,260
You're almost pretty when you smile.

1016
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:38,388
You're almost nice when you say that.

1017
01:07:38,472 --> 01:07:40,807
-Don't be almost rude.
-I'm telling the truth.

1018
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:42,517
-Almost shut up.
-You almost shut up.

1019
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,019
You know you sound almost stupid.

1020
01:07:44,102 --> 01:07:45,187
-Oh, yeah?
-Oh, yeah.

1021
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:48,148
-Are we done?
-Almost.

1022
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:55,989
You ought to be listening
to the original stuff.

1023
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,616
-Original?
-Yeah.

1024
01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:05,081
All right, so what's the original
for this one?

1025
01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:15,550
You won't get this one.

1026
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:23,809
Kudos, maestro.
Vishal Ali Khan. Well done.

1027
01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:30,232
-Stop.
-Okay. Bye.

1028
01:08:30,315 --> 01:08:32,651
-Bunker's Point?
-I'll have the write ups. Promise.

1029
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,195
That's a real promise, I hope.

1030
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,072
-Yeah, sure.
-Here you go.

1031
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,366
Tripod, please.

1032
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:43,245
-Yep.
-I'll mail you the pictures tomorrow.

1033
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,955
-Thanks, see ya.
-Bye.

1034
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,718
-Hey.
-Hello.

1035
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:03,014
-How was it?
-Great fun. Vishal is just so much fun.

1036
01:09:03,098 --> 01:09:04,349
-Vishal?
-Yeah.

1037
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,184
-And Rahul?
-What about Rahul?

1038
01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:09,479
How did it go with Rahul?
Spending the day with him? The shoot?

1039
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:11,690
The shoot, yeah, it was okay.

1040
01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:13,316
Okay?

1041
01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:25,036
Vishal?

1042
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:28,456
Late again.
Hacky, where the hell is your buddy?

1043
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:31,459
How can I make the layouts
without the write ups?

1044
01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:33,003
Chill. Give him a break.

1045
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,547
There were a lot of interviews.

1046
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:38,091
We went to Kanheri caves yesterday.
That's why he's late.

1047
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,927
-Kanheri caves?
-Vishal and you?

1048
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:42,345
Yeah. So?

1049
01:09:42,429 --> 01:09:45,181
Hey, guys. Neha, the articles.

1050
01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,851
I told you.

1051
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,979
-Thanks.
-Hey, Preity. Want to get a coffee?

1052
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:53,690
Let's go.

1053
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,696
Vishal and Mogambi?

1054
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:02,616
-Vishal has become friends with Preity?
-What the f...

1055
01:10:02,741 --> 01:10:05,410
-Maybe he thinks she's cute.
-Right.

1056
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:08,288
The last time she looked cute was in 1964.

1057
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:12,375
-She wasn't even born then.
-That's what I meant.

1058
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:14,252
Maybe she's finally getting some action.

1059
01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:18,757
No, seriously. You've never my mom.

1060
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,010
She's perfect. Beautiful, talented,
runs her own publishing house.

1061
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,803
That's cool. What's it called?

1062
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,764
-Tagore.
-What are you saying?

1063
01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,182
I have one of their books.

1064
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,477
It's by this young upcoming bright writer.
Let me check. One sec.

1065
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:32,270
Sole to Soul.

1066
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,356
Nice, huh?

1067
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,194
What's wrong? You didn't like the book?

1068
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:42,739
No. I don't like the writer.

1069
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:46,034
"Siddhant Shekhar."

1070
01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:47,827
You know the guy?

1071
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,287
Long, boring story.

1072
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,374
I like stories.

1073
01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:59,839
Boy meets girl.
Girl falls in love with boy.

1074
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:02,425
Boy uses girl to get his book published.

1075
01:11:02,509 --> 01:11:04,928
Girl's heart is broken,
blah, blah, blah, blah...

1076
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,013
Then girl changes colleges.

1077
01:11:07,097 --> 01:11:09,975
Second boy shows up
and gets under her skin big time.

1078
01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:12,352
You're right. Long, boring story.

1079
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,646
-Smile.
-What are you doing?

1080
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,314
You're a strange photographer.

1081
01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:18,942
-You should know I'm taking your picture.
-Stop it.

1082
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,527
Pretty photogenic, huh?

1083
01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:23,279
-Rubbish.
-No boyfriend?

1084
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:24,739
No, not interested.

1085
01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:26,157
-Lesbian?
-No.

1086
01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:30,286
There must be someone
that you're interested in.

1087
01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:32,872
-Robert Pattinson?
-Too white.

1088
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,709
-George Clooney?
-Too old.

1089
01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:37,961
-Brad Pitt.
-Married, dude.

1090
01:11:38,086 --> 01:11:40,880
Ranbir... Our Ranbir Kapoor, madam.

1091
01:11:42,090 --> 01:11:43,842
I wouldn't stand a chance.

1092
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:45,927
Give it a shot, he might like you.

1093
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:49,431
My own father didn't want me.
The day I was born, he left.

1094
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:53,393
You think global warming is your fault.

1095
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:55,520
-Now that you mention it, it's possible.

1096
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:58,189
You're such an idiot.
Where're your brains?

1097
01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:02,110
Hey, just 'cause you bought me coffee,
doesn't mean you can walk all over me.

1098
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,278
Mogambi.

1099
01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:05,822
-Tommy.
-Why don't you tear all my hair out?

1100
01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:08,033
I could take you waxing. Less painful.

1101
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:14,873
Me? Stranger? What about you? Invisible.

1102
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:20,045
Invisible? Nah, just busy.

1103
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:32,724
What?

1104
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:37,062
Hello? You there?

1105
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,067
"Sorry, what?"

1106
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:55,038
Can we talk later?

1107
01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,684
I don't get it. I just don't get it.

1108
01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:20,271
Our chats have changed.
Like she's not interested in me anymore.

1109
01:13:20,355 --> 01:13:21,439
It's so damn weird

1110
01:13:21,523 --> 01:13:24,943
Stop your PMSing.
She must be busy or something.

1111
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:27,654
No, man, we used to be on chat a lot.

1112
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,405
All right. Hey, look.

1113
01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:32,283
Your real profile is sweeter
than your Facebook profile.

1114
01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,495
I'll see you later, okay?

1115
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,833
Hey, Machoman.

1116
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,127
-You're welcome.
-For?

1117
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,963
You forgot to thank us, bro.

1118
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:49,217
Actually I told you I liked her and
you sent her that friend request,

1119
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:52,554
but after that I didn't get
a reply from her for weeks.

1120
01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:54,931
Then I thought about it.

1121
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:59,227
What's the point in lying about yourself
on chat or on the net?

1122
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:02,105
Just tell the truth, face to face,
so that's what I did.

1123
01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,899
At first she laughed,
but then started talking to me.

1124
01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:06,860
-She said she liked my honesty.

1125
01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:12,282
Okay, you sneak, be honest with me,
are you guys buddies-buddies or...

1126
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,576
Hacky, you're so sick, man.

1127
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,037
It's your birthday Saturday.
You're throwing a party.

1128
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,455
-No.
-Yes.

1129
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,666
-Why?
-Dude, I've been wasting time.

1130
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,334
I want to tell Malvika the truth.

1131
01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,171
I want to tell her I love her.

1132
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,425
-That definitely calls for a party. Done.
-Thanks, buddy.

1133
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,903
-Editorial team, hurry up.
-Sorry, we're late guys.

1134
01:14:50,028 --> 01:14:50,987
Hurry.

1135
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:53,823
On three. One, two, three.

1136
01:14:56,326 --> 01:14:59,037
-Nice, let's do solos now.
-Okay.

1137
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,290
-Who's going first?
-I'm not. Vishal, you are.

1138
01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,499
Okay.

1139
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,127
Cool.

1140
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:26,439
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Stop it.

1141
01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:34,530
Bootilicious.

1142
01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,908
Hey, booty girl. Up here.

1143
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:38,701
Can I be your Ken?

1144
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,703
Hey, booty trap.

1145
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:43,831
Hey, booty, can I be your Beast?

1146
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:49,045
The booty of youth, booty, booty, booty.

1147
01:15:49,671 --> 01:15:50,922
Bootilicious.

1148
01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:55,760
Did you see the text? It kinda flashes.

1149
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:58,888
Oh, my God.

1150
01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:20,576
The booty of youth, booty, booty, booty.

1151
01:16:22,453 --> 01:16:25,290
The booty of youth, booty, booty, booty.

1152
01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:38,094
Preity, what is it?
Preity, please listen. Wait.

1153
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,023
Did you do this?

1154
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,691
-Obviously.
-What is wrong with you?

1155
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:55,028
-It's a joke, Vishal.
-Not funny, dude. She's really upset.

1156
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,447
Who cares? She so uptight anyway.

1157
01:16:57,530 --> 01:17:00,575
Anyone would be upset.
"I'm a booty girl"? What the...

1158
01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:04,746
What about that Machoman prank you pulled?
Why is this upsetting you?

1159
01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:07,040
You need to tell her you did this now.

1160
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:11,627
You must be out of your mind.
You want her to know, then you tell her.

1161
01:17:28,478 --> 01:17:30,772
Pree. Preity.

1162
01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:33,274
There's a new message from Rahul.

1163
01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:35,818
Read it to me.

1164
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,529
What if it's personal?

1165
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:44,869
Okay. "Saturday's yours, birthday's mine,

1166
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,497
"the party's for you, the beers for me,

1167
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,916
"the time is 10:00, the venue is my house.

1168
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:53,211
"P.S. Bring Preity, your friend,
my photographer."

1169
01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:54,670
Hey, sounds like fun.

1170
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:56,881
Pree?

1171
01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,093
What's up with you?

1172
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:02,804
Nothing.

1173
01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:05,640
Vishal.

1174
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:08,559
Vishal again?
I thought you guys were friends.

1175
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:12,146
I thought so too.

1176
01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,023
But I was wrong.

1177
01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:17,568
They're all the same. How could I forget?

1178
01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:21,864
Rahul's not the same.

1179
01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:24,534
I know. He's different on chat
than in real life.

1180
01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:26,536
It's almost like he's not the same person.

1181
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:29,580
-What are you trying to say?
-I don't know. He's boring.

1182
01:18:29,664 --> 01:18:31,082
What?

1183
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:33,126
I mean, really?

1184
01:18:33,501 --> 01:18:36,129
Does this mean you're not
interested in him anymore?

1185
01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:37,296
Maybe not.

1186
01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:41,134
Actually...

1187
01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:45,805
You know what?
I know I'm not interested.

1188
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:50,184
So, what if someone else was interested?

1189
01:18:50,268 --> 01:18:51,352
Like one of his fans?

1190
01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:53,813
No, just...

1191
01:18:55,148 --> 01:18:57,066
anyone.

1192
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:01,320
Malu?

1193
01:19:03,948 --> 01:19:05,074
I'm really sorry.

1194
01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:06,492
-For what?
-I think I like him.

1195
01:19:06,576 --> 01:19:09,203
We really hit it off, but I thought you...

1196
01:19:09,287 --> 01:19:11,456
You funny girl.
Why didn't you tell me?

1197
01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:13,624
How could I? I thought you liked him.

1198
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:16,586
If I'd said nothing, you'd have done
a filmy sacrifice like this?

1199
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:17,628
I guess.

1200
01:19:17,712 --> 01:19:20,423
Malu, you idiot.
I liked Rahul as a concept.

1201
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:23,926
I fell for his songs,
his writing, not him as a person.

1202
01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:28,681
The only connection between me
and Rahul was a broadband one.

1203
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,600
Hail mother, Preity.

1204
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,810
May you be blessed
with 100 boyfriends, my dear.

1205
01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:33,728
You sure?

1206
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:36,522
Of course I'm sure.
I'm not as benevolent as you.

1207
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,858
Hey, so can we go
to his birthday party then?

1208
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,610
Malu, you go.

1209
01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,195
Pree, I did so much for you.

1210
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,948
Now, it's your turn. You have to come.
Please don't say no.

1211
01:19:46,032 --> 01:19:48,242
God, you little mongrel. Fine, we'll go.

1212
01:20:08,638 --> 01:20:10,723
-Hey.
-Happy birthday.

1213
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,558
Thank you so much. You look great.

1214
01:20:12,642 --> 01:20:15,686
-Thank you. How's the party?
-Rocking. Hey, Preity.

1215
01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:16,896
Happy birthday.

1216
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:19,023
-Thank you so much. How are you?
-Good.

1217
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,525
Hey, Vishal.

1218
01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:23,861
-Hi. Hey, Preity.
-I'm going to go get a drink.

1219
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,822
Preity, listen, please.

1220
01:20:26,948 --> 01:20:27,990
Leave me alone.

1221
01:20:28,074 --> 01:20:30,201
-Listen, Preity, I...
-Don't want to talk to you.

1222
01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:32,495
Preity, it wasn't me. Just listen to me.

1223
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:33,829
Go tell her!

1224
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:38,459
You want me to propose to Malvika?
You're already pretending to be Rahul,

1225
01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:41,337
and now you want me to be you?
Are you crazy?

1226
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,256
Not Malvika, you ass. Preity.

1227
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,675
Tell her it was you who made
the booty MMS.

1228
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:47,176
She's not talking to me, dude.

1229
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,679
So? Who did you come here for,
Malvika or Preity.

1230
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:52,348
And what about all these people
drinking free booze?

1231
01:20:52,431 --> 01:20:54,976
Don't think so much.
You're not used to it.

1232
01:20:55,059 --> 01:20:57,645
Just do what you came here to do.
Talk to Malvika.

1233
01:20:57,728 --> 01:21:00,106
Here, have a shot and off you go.

1234
01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:05,903
Best of luck.

1235
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:14,537
Hi, this is Preity, leave me a message,
and if it's Vishal, stop calling me.

1236
01:21:15,830 --> 01:21:16,998
You're such an ass.

1237
01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:21,002
Preity, this ass has something
to say to you.

1238
01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:23,713
-I'm not an ass, you are.
-Shut up, Hacky the tacky.

1239
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:26,299
Really guys, save the sibling rivalry
for later?

1240
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,466
Hey.

1241
01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:31,762
It's nothing major, but...

1242
01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:35,850
Chicken.

1243
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:40,688
Preity, that booty MMS making the rounds?

1244
01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,608
Hacky made it and circulated it,
not Vishal.

1245
01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:46,193
-You're just protecting him.
-Why would I do that?

1246
01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:49,989
-Because he's your friend.
-News flash. Hacky's my brother.

1247
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,329
Unfortunate, but true.

1248
01:22:06,631 --> 01:22:09,091
-You're such an ass.
-There's no vodka in here.

1249
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:22,980
Hey.

1250
01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:25,608
What?

1251
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,486
Nothing. I thought you were pissed off.

1252
01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:31,572
I am. What's wrong with you?

1253
01:22:31,656 --> 01:22:34,325
Why didn't you tell me
you didn't upload that video?

1254
01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:37,453
In case you didn't notice,
I was trying to,

1255
01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:39,872
-but you didn't give me a chance.
-So? Try harder.

1256
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,667
You know me, I'm like that.

1257
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,795
-That's true, Mogambi.
-Hey, and you? Tommy.

1258
01:22:46,212 --> 01:22:48,964
-You screwed up my happiness.
-Good. Serves you right.

1259
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:58,683
I need a beer. You want one?

1260
01:22:59,392 --> 01:23:00,518
Okay.

1261
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:03,270
All right.

1262
01:23:04,689 --> 01:23:06,857
This isn't a broadband connection.

1263
01:23:09,819 --> 01:23:11,445
This is real.

1264
01:23:11,529 --> 01:23:13,698
Pree, you have to tell him.

1265
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:16,242
I will...

1266
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,786
Tonight.

1267
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:23,165
Really? Wow, you're crazy,
but just go for it.

1268
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,168
What's up with you?

1269
01:23:26,252 --> 01:23:27,878
I feel good!

1270
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,673
We talked it out.

1271
01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:34,593
-You spoke to Malvika? Thank God.
-Oh, shoot, I forgot all about Malvika.

1272
01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:35,886
Who did you talk to?

1273
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,723
Preity. She was pissed off,
but it's all good now.

1274
01:23:38,806 --> 01:23:41,308
I'm good. The world's all good.

1275
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,189
Just watch me in action, guys.
Malvika, here I come.

1276
01:23:47,273 --> 01:23:48,941
Boys and girls, it's showtime

1277
01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:50,192
Know what I'm sayin'

1278
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:51,986
Everybody raise your hands

1279
01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:53,863
There's about to be a party

1280
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:04,999
Riding the big bike
and shaving with a pen knife

1281
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:08,627
And saying the high five
and attitude

1282
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:11,630
Girls of the institute
Sixty-nine latitude

1283
01:24:11,714 --> 01:24:14,884
Instead of gratitude, attitude

1284
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:17,386
So what?
Bubblegum poppings

1285
01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:18,804
Hip hip hoppings

1286
01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:20,347
Bangkok shoppings

1287
01:24:22,433 --> 01:24:24,018
Pink, pink frockings

1288
01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:25,603
Tight, tight stockings

1289
01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:27,313
Heart is rockings

1290
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:28,939
Dancing samba

1291
01:24:34,153 --> 01:24:35,321
Ha-ha, that's rad

1292
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:44,455
Ladies look at us and ask
Who is that hottie?

1293
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,081
Machas with attitude movin' the party

1294
01:24:46,165 --> 01:24:49,794
The only question in my mind is
Do you wanna make fraaandship?

1295
01:24:49,877 --> 01:24:53,005
Life is a kettle without no friends
That's empty, rusted, old with dents

1296
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:56,550
Possessive with feelings intense
Forever, irrespective of the expense

1297
01:24:56,634 --> 01:24:59,762
Together, we partners in crime
Better and perfected with time

1298
01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:03,349
The only question in my mind is
Do you wanna make fraaandship?

1299
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:06,977
Very far to the bar
once more in the car

1300
01:25:07,061 --> 01:25:10,272
We will do cootchie-coo make-outings
Don't be naughty

1301
01:25:10,356 --> 01:25:13,526
With a roar through the door
Stalking, stalking

1302
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,153
Hungry tiger is walking

1303
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:20,616
Gimme more, mon amour
Heart's encore

1304
01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:23,911
Suddenly feelings are talking

1305
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,454
Liking the lip lockings

1306
01:25:25,538 --> 01:25:27,081
Pressure like in Hawkins

1307
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,166
Punch in the eye sockets

1308
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,543
Attitude

1309
01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:34,505
Ha-ha, funny jokings
Looking so hot smoking

1310
01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:36,090
Naughty eye stroking

1311
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,716
Attitude

1312
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,760
Faking the Gucci

1313
01:25:39,844 --> 01:25:41,095
Hep like sushi

1314
01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:42,638
Shaking the tushie

1315
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:48,227
Gum gum gapoochie
Cooing the cootchie

1316
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:51,313
We will do the smoochie
Dancing samba

1317
01:25:56,986 --> 01:25:58,320
One more time we say

1318
01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:08,247
Machas with attitude in the house
Moving the crowds, the stogies about

1319
01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:11,625
The dancing and the party
Shake your hips and move your body

1320
01:26:11,709 --> 01:26:13,752
But, people, you know
that I'm back with a rap

1321
01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:16,755
The handicaps, I'm making 'em clap
Homie, you know that I meant it

1322
01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:18,674
So, do you wanna make fraaandship?

1323
01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:22,344
Feeling so trippy, I'm feelin' so fly
'Cause I'm so high, I kick the sky

1324
01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:25,639
People, they doing the samba
DJ, play the super song-a

1325
01:26:25,723 --> 01:26:28,934
Girls and boys and everyone
Raise your hands and sing this song

1326
01:26:29,018 --> 01:26:32,688
Homie, you know that I meant it
So, do you wanna make fraaandship?

1327
01:26:32,897 --> 01:26:35,858
Blackberry pinging
Shakira swinging

1328
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,568
Shiny and blinging

1329
01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:41,447
Doing the bondings

1330
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,781
Singing the songings

1331
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:44,700
Wordings are wrongings

1332
01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,327
Dancing samba

1333
01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:46,095
What the f... is going on?

1334
01:27:48,389 --> 01:27:52,267
You knew I liked Malvika,
and you still...

1335
01:27:52,851 --> 01:27:55,562
-What kind of a friend are you, Rahul?
-One second.

1336
01:27:55,646 --> 01:27:57,564
You and me, when did this happen?

1337
01:27:57,648 --> 01:28:01,193
It's been a while. In fact, Malvika,

1338
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,238
I'm sorry,
I should have told you a long time ago.

1339
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:07,658
I sent the friend request on Facebook
from Rahul's account.

1340
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:12,287
All those conversations, that connection,
it was with me, Malvika.

1341
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:13,497
-No.
-What?

1342
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:18,377
-Malvika wasn't chatting with anyone.
-What do you mean? I have proof.

1343
01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:20,838
Ask Rahul. There are tons of messages.

1344
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:24,299
Not from Malvika, they were from me.

1345
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:29,596
What? What the...
I don't understand.

1346
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:32,474
I should've known you'd do
something like this.

1347
01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:37,062
I can't believe that all this while,
I was talking and chatting with you.

1348
01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:40,482
Pretty funny, huh? And me?

1349
01:28:41,108 --> 01:28:42,317
Pretty dumb.

1350
01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,696
You must've had a good laugh.

1351
01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:47,740
You made a fool of me too.

1352
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,367
Trust me. If I'd known
that I was communicating with you,

1353
01:28:50,451 --> 01:28:52,911
-I would have never continued.
-Well, same here.

1354
01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:56,623
I don't know how I could be so stupid.

1355
01:28:56,707 --> 01:28:59,251
I was better off
when I didn't trust anyone.

1356
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:02,963
-Of all the people, I trusted you.
-You're not alone in this situation.

1357
01:29:03,047 --> 01:29:06,383
Why are you acting
like you're the only victim here?

1358
01:29:06,467 --> 01:29:08,802
-What's wrong with you?
-Why are you overreacting?

1359
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:11,096
Because like a fool
I was falling in love!

1360
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,141
Pree...

1361
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,525
Preity.

1362
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,694
Preity.

1363
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:46,567
Coffee?

1364
01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:54,241
-I know you're angry.
-You have no idea.

1365
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:55,868
-Do you?
-What?

1366
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,369
Have any idea what you're doing?

1367
01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:59,288
I'm not kissing
my best friend's girlfriend.

1368
01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:01,290
Malvika's not your girlfriend.

1369
01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:03,834
Sure, she found Rahul the rock star.

1370
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:05,878
-Don't talk shit.
-Bugger off, dude.

1371
01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:08,338
Fine, I will,
but I've got a question for you.

1372
01:31:08,422 --> 01:31:11,633
You threw a party for Malvika,
but you kept chasing Preity.

1373
01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:12,843
Because she was upset.

1374
01:31:12,926 --> 01:31:15,929
It was more important to pacify Preity
than to please Malvika?

1375
01:31:16,013 --> 01:31:18,056
What are you angry about? Preity?

1376
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:20,642
-Who cares about Preity, man?
-You

1377
01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:24,563
When she was mad at you,
you were like a zombie.

1378
01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:27,232
When made up, your battery got charged.

1379
01:31:27,316 --> 01:31:30,819
Bullshit. Forget Preity, man.
Why did you kiss Malvika?

1380
01:31:30,903 --> 01:31:32,696
I like her, and she likes me.

1381
01:31:33,572 --> 01:31:36,325
More importantly Malvika
told me everything, the truth,

1382
01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:38,785
and that's the key word, "truth."

1383
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:42,164
If you love someone, be honest with them.
That's what Malvika did.

1384
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:45,334
All this while Preity's writing
from her account.

1385
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:48,003
You were talking to Preity, not Malvika.

1386
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:53,133
Boss, your connection was with Preity,
not Malvika.

1387
01:31:53,217 --> 01:31:54,301
Got that?

1388
01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:56,511
Food for thought.

1389
01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:08,357
Go left, two, and spin.

1390
01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:12,110
What are you guys doing?
Paint this also.

1391
01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:18,951
Vishal, where are you?
Raghubir's looking for you. Hurry up.

1392
01:32:21,370 --> 01:32:24,790
Vish, I need your help
to sort out these badges.

1393
01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,709
God, this is never going to end.

1394
01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,672
Vishal, wake up.

1395
01:32:33,382 --> 01:32:38,637
Hey, Preity, hurry up.
Been waiting for you.

1396
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,138
Coming.

1397
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:52,150
Hi, what's up? Everything ready?

1398
01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:55,028
Vishal...

1399
01:33:00,867 --> 01:33:01,952
Vishal,

1400
01:33:03,662 --> 01:33:06,581
Raghubir wanted a backup copy
of the DVD.

1401
01:33:09,501 --> 01:33:10,669
Preity...

1402
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:14,089
Do a sound check, please,
the levels might be off after the play.

1403
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,883
I'll see you backstage in an hour? Bye.

1404
01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:22,639
-Welcome to Founder's Day, sir.
-Hi.

1405
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,081
You know, it's okay.

1406
01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:50,751
It's not your fault.

1407
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:52,961
You did exactly what I did.

1408
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,548
I totally overreacted at the party.

1409
01:33:57,215 --> 01:34:00,510
It's just that I fell for you.

1410
01:34:01,470 --> 01:34:03,055
Actually fell in love with you.

1411
01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:06,224
Don't worry,
it's not your problem or your fault.

1412
01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:10,020
It's just me. Obviously you love Malvika,
who wouldn't?

1413
01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:13,106
And you know me, stupid Mogambi.

1414
01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:15,692
I can do some pretty silly stuff.

1415
01:34:15,817 --> 01:34:19,237
Including this whole love thing,
without thinking.

1416
01:34:19,738 --> 01:34:21,990
So basically what I'm saying is,
no stress.

1417
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:24,743
Just ignore everything. I'll get over it.

1418
01:34:24,826 --> 01:34:26,953
It's my problem. I'll deal with it.

1419
01:34:35,629 --> 01:34:39,174
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for the finale of this evening.

1420
01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:40,801
Hold on to your hearts

1421
01:34:40,884 --> 01:34:43,387
because this is going to be
all about love.

1422
01:34:44,304 --> 01:34:45,430
We cool?

1423
01:34:46,306 --> 01:34:47,391
Chill.

1424
01:34:56,942 --> 01:35:02,531
Love is as much a part of college

1425
01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:07,035
as bunking, unpaid canteen bills,
proxy or sleeping in class.

1426
01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:12,207
So tonight
we're going to talk about 25 love stories,

1427
01:35:12,290 --> 01:35:13,834
which are still going strong.

1428
01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:19,589
Vishal.

1429
01:35:20,507 --> 01:35:21,591
Vishal.

1430
01:35:22,217 --> 01:35:24,553
Vishal! Hacky, what's going on?

1431
01:35:24,678 --> 01:35:25,637
I don't know, ma'am.

1432
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,973
Did you change something?

1433
01:35:28,557 --> 01:35:29,391
No, ma'am.

1434
01:35:29,474 --> 01:35:33,019
Some fell in love at first sight,
some took three years to realize it.

1435
01:35:33,103 --> 01:35:36,606
Some blurted their feelings,
some kept it to themselves.

1436
01:35:36,690 --> 01:35:38,900
They let their eyes do the talking.

1437
01:35:38,984 --> 01:35:40,652
Back then, they knew how to love.

1438
01:35:41,736 --> 01:35:44,823
They figured out how to
express the matters of the heart.

1439
01:35:45,282 --> 01:35:48,869
That's why some love stories,
are forever. Like these...

1440
01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:55,208
You're right.

1441
01:35:57,294 --> 01:35:59,629
There was no Internet in those days,

1442
01:36:00,797 --> 01:36:04,342
No SMS. Short Messaging Service.

1443
01:36:04,551 --> 01:36:05,635
Here you go.

1444
01:36:06,386 --> 01:36:10,223
In short, how could you say the things
you were dying to say?

1445
01:36:10,307 --> 01:36:12,184
-Is this part of the whole thing?
-No, ma'am.

1446
01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,269
A smiley doesn't have the same effect

1447
01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:17,814
when shared between two eager faces
across the length of a classroom.

1448
01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:22,569
We used to hide from teachers, parents

1449
01:36:22,652 --> 01:36:25,238
and other students
whilst in the throes of romance.

1450
01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:28,158
Today, we pursue love
while hiding from each other.

1451
01:36:29,409 --> 01:36:33,121
Instead of hiding behind library shelves
and trees like our seniors did.

1452
01:36:33,205 --> 01:36:38,043
Today, we could face each other, yet
choose to hide behind computer screens.

1453
01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:41,046
Love happens at the speed
of an Internet connection

1454
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,507
and logs off just easily.

1455
01:36:43,590 --> 01:36:45,467
I mean, think about it.

1456
01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:49,804
How can you fall in love with
a picture or clever bio line?

1457
01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:56,561
You fall in love with a living,
breathing, fighting, angry, complex,

1458
01:36:56,645 --> 01:37:01,441
complicated, sweet,
idiotic, pretty, amazing girl.

1459
01:37:03,652 --> 01:37:06,404
Yes, friends, there's a 26th love story,

1460
01:37:06,488 --> 01:37:10,325
but it won't work out
with a simple fraaandship request.

1461
01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:17,374
For it to work, you'd have to look
into her eyes and walk towards her.

1462
01:37:19,084 --> 01:37:22,045
-Go down on one knee...
-Vishal's gone crazy.

1463
01:37:23,255 --> 01:37:24,506
...and speak the truth.

1464
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,844
You're in my heart and in my liver.

1465
01:37:30,804 --> 01:37:33,473
You're the fever that strikes now
or any time.

1466
01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:36,476
You're the one who'll
be in my life forever.

1467
01:37:38,979 --> 01:37:40,146
Stop it.

1468
01:37:40,981 --> 01:37:42,107
Preity...

1469
01:37:45,735 --> 01:37:46,861
I love you.

1470
01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:54,786
I'm sorry.

1471
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:57,539
It's okay, I did the same thing.

1472
01:37:58,373 --> 01:37:59,207
No, not that.

1473
01:37:59,291 --> 01:38:02,961
I've been so stressed out all morning,
I think I forgot to wear deo.

1474
01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:05,505
What. At least I'm being honest.

1475
01:38:05,589 --> 01:38:07,173
From today on, only the truth.

1476
01:38:07,257 --> 01:38:09,509
I watch girls from the dorm balcony.

1477
01:38:09,593 --> 01:38:12,345
I watch porn also, and that's not all,

1478
01:38:12,929 --> 01:38:14,973
-those pansy songs that Rahul sings?
-Yeah?

1479
01:38:15,140 --> 01:38:16,308
I write them.

1480
01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:19,269
What? Really?
Why didn't you tell me?

1481
01:38:19,978 --> 01:38:23,732
Oh, my God!

1482
01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,901
Ma'am, I'm 21. It's legal.

1483
01:38:26,985 --> 01:38:29,070
Hey, Vishal, that's the way, man.

1484
01:38:30,614 --> 01:38:32,532
That's called the power of love.

1485
01:38:33,325 --> 01:38:35,410
Somebody call the principal.

1486
01:38:35,493 --> 01:38:37,495
I think it's all part of the show.

1487
01:38:43,710 --> 01:38:48,840
Neha, cut the lights. Put on the AV.

1488
01:38:49,758 --> 01:38:51,217
I swear on you, it's true

1489
01:38:51,301 --> 01:38:55,764
With every breath I take your name
and the heart beats a little faster

1490
01:39:11,780 --> 01:39:15,617
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1491
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:17,494
Oh, dear God, it's true

1492
01:39:17,577 --> 01:39:20,664
With every breath, I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1493
01:39:20,747 --> 01:39:22,290
I swear on you, it's true

1494
01:39:22,374 --> 01:39:25,919
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1495
01:39:26,002 --> 01:39:27,420
Wherever you are

1496
01:39:27,504 --> 01:39:31,591
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1497
01:39:43,353 --> 01:39:45,772
The world has no clue

1498
01:39:45,855 --> 01:39:48,191
What it means to fall in love like this

1499
01:39:48,274 --> 01:39:50,777
Heart breaking happiness

1500
01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:52,821
That makes you realize

1501
01:39:52,904 --> 01:39:56,866
Now you cannot live without the other

1502
01:39:57,826 --> 01:40:02,330
Now you cannot live without the other

1503
01:40:02,997 --> 01:40:06,418
Now every road leads to you

1504
01:40:07,001 --> 01:40:08,294
Oh, dear God

1505
01:40:08,378 --> 01:40:11,881
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1506
01:40:11,965 --> 01:40:13,341
I swear a million times

1507
01:40:13,425 --> 01:40:18,346
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1508
01:40:39,576 --> 01:40:41,828
I wish for one thing alone

1509
01:40:41,911 --> 01:40:44,247
That you stay right here beside me

1510
01:40:44,330 --> 01:40:49,043
As your light breaks the darkness

1511
01:40:49,169 --> 01:40:53,131
Is that too much to ask?

1512
01:40:54,132 --> 01:40:58,636
Is that too much to ask?

1513
01:40:59,345 --> 01:41:02,515
Now every dream is colored by your love

1514
01:41:02,599 --> 01:41:04,017
I swear on you, it's true

1515
01:41:04,100 --> 01:41:07,729
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1516
01:41:07,812 --> 01:41:09,481
I swear on you, it's true

1517
01:41:09,564 --> 01:41:13,401
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1518
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,447
With every breath I take your name

1519
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,657
With every breath I take your name

1520
01:41:19,741 --> 01:41:22,160
Now every dream is colored by your love

1521
01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:24,788
Now every road leads to you

1522
01:41:24,871 --> 01:41:28,875
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1523
01:41:29,709 --> 01:41:33,546
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1524
01:41:34,422 --> 01:41:38,092
With every breath I take your name
and the heart beats a little faster

1525
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:42,263
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1526
01:41:43,389 --> 01:41:47,060
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1527
01:41:47,310 --> 01:41:50,980
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1528
01:41:51,815 --> 01:41:55,527
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster

1529
01:41:55,777 --> 01:41:59,948
With every breath I take your name
And the heart beats a little faster